gwyneth ([info]cigfrain) wrote,
@ 2006-05-11 12:13:00
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a little friendly evil
i came into work this morning, to find that my friend's instant messaging name was online. figuring that it had been left so by mistake, i left her the following monologue, to find when she eventually returned to her desk:



up early? or did your cat reboot your computer again?

ok. i'll talk to the cat.

how ya doing, ted?*

loren feeding you regularly?

sucks not to have any apposable thumbs, doesn't it?

see that ceramic lamp over there?

no, not that one... the big one over there. the one that looks a little precarious.

go rub up against it.

yah, that's it.

good kitty.

now... find loren's box of vintage comics.

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* ted is her 26 pound cat.


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[info]daphne1d
2006-05-11 04:28 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA!

Don't you even think about talking to Pixie! ;)

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[info]msstacy13
2006-05-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)
oh, like ted needs to be told...
:)

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[info]lollo
2006-05-11 07:06 pm UTC (link)
evil. you. will. pay.

footnote:

"when she eventually returned to her desk"

Returned to my desk? Howz about just getting out of bed. I don't function before 9:00 am.

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[info]lollo
2006-05-11 07:13 pm UTC (link)

up early? or did your cat reboot your computer again?

I walk across the keyboard, lock up the computer and let it reboot. It brings up the IM automatically.

how ya doing, ted?*

Fine and that is Mr. Bear to you.

loren feeding you regularly?

Is there any other kind of feeding?

see that ceramic lamp over there?

We don't have any breakable lamps anymore.

no, not that one... the big one over there. the one that looks a little precarious.

Lamps are secured to the endtables with velcro.

go rub up against it.

yah, that's it.

good kitty.

now... find loren's box of vintage comics.

I will get thunked in the head if I chew on Comic Books. So usually I "accidentally" walk across them when they are left on the couch. Tessa chews on the corners and gets away with it. She has that cute angle down real good, she has learned well. Oops I gotta , someone's coming!

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[info]cigfrain
2006-05-11 07:20 pm UTC (link)
> Lamps are secured to the endtables with velcro.

Ha! i love it.

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[info]al_qhadhulu
2006-05-12 06:33 pm UTC (link)
OMG. You *ARE* eeeeeeevil! };->

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